Thursday, 22 June 2017

Magical Mystery Tour, part two

Day two Magical Mystery Tour

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To Market, to Market to see a Rose by any other name. (1)

Haberdashery. Now there’s a word to Lift your hat to. (2)

Frank Dicksee, you’ve been framed. (3)

Sunny day, sweeping the clouds away (4) then
 Old Friends and Young Friends, but
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(not) Thomas the train (5)

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Q: How many Oz books does a greedy person need?
A: I would think about 30. (6)

Library, lunch at the Safe for Everyone café (7) and then back the Wiggly Brick House for shady drinks by the paddling pool.

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Beware the squirty duck, my son! (8)
Do you bite your thumb at me, Miss? No, but I bite your thumb. (9)

Catching up
(kids) growing up
My heart swells up. (10)
My feet swell up (I think it is the heat)

Mango salad picnic and
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 then sleep with a side order of perchance to dream.

(1) My friend Rose used to run the fabulous haberdashery stall in Hitchin Market. She retired right around the time we moved to Wales. I knew she had sold the business, so was hoping it was still going and it was. A lovely, friendly couple now run it and I bought lots of fancy wooden buttons and things I cannot find locally. They also do mail order, which is great.

(2) I (like the poet Emily Dickinson) adore the sound of certain words. Haberdashery is one of those.

(3) For my birthday last December, Thomas bought me the signature of Victorian painter Frank Dicksee for our collection of Pre-Raphaelite artists. His most famous work is probably his version of La Belle Sans Merci. All of our other autographs were framed by Tim’s Art shop, so we posted the signature and picture of his painting to the shop last month and we had it framed to match the other collection. They did a beautiful job. Now we have 8 framed Victorian painters!

(4) A reference to both Sesame Street (as we were spending the day with friends Iain and Rachel and their two young children) but also a coded reference to how bloody hot it was.

(5) There was a *small* hiccup when Iain told his son Kieran that they were going to meet Heather and Thomas at the train station because Kieran thought for a moment his dreams had come true and he was going to get to meet Thomas the tank Engine. Sorry to disappoint.

(6) Rachel is an Usborne Children’s book rep. She hooked me up with an illustrated Wizard of Oz for my collection. Now I have 30! If you live in the UK and are interested in good quality children’s book and want to support a mumpreneur (mum + entrepreneur) contact me and I’ll put you in touch with her.

(7) We had a delicious lunch at a café that did lots of vegan and gluten free options. Iain has recently been diagnosed a coeliac, so everyone was able to get something tasty. Hoorah!  

(8) It was really hotting up, so we all sat by the paddling pool while Kieran had a swim. Iain attempted to squirt his son with the rubber ducky but somehow got me instead. (it actually felt pretty good!)

(9) Hazel must be the most easy-going baby ever. She sat on my lap for ages. She was, however, soon to be teething so she bit me several times.

(10) we had such a perfect day with people we love that completely forgot to take photographs. But I do not need a camera to remember as the pictures are in my heart.

Stay tuned for part three of the Magical Mystery Tour.

Wednesday, 21 June 2017

Magical Mystery Tour, part one

Day one Magical Mystery Tour

One dark night in the middle of the day (1)







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(2)
I play the game of Goldilocks and the 3chairs
I am (not) my mother’s daughter (3)

The sun rises as we drive through Cardiff.
It’s Hwyl Cymru, Hello London. (4)

All for £10 each. (5)
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Arriving at Victoria Coach Station, we leave our luggage and go seek breakfast
(we do not want a Hangry Heather on our hands) (6)
Cashew milk porridge with almond butter and berries  (7) at 
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1) The Megabus leaves Carmarthen at 2:30 am. We had some debates as to whether this was late Thursday night or Early Friday morning.

(2)  The Megabus could be compared to riding a Greyhound bus for my American peeps. Although according to their website, Megabus has an American presence as well.

(3) AM my mother’s daughter. Knowing we would be on the bus for 7 hours, I needed to find the most comfortable seat. The first was wonky somehow, the second was not as cushy as I thought it should be and the third was *just right*. However, Spiderman informs me that if I had made a fourth change he would have been contractually obliged to call me Becky as I would be violated the “I will not act excessively like my mother” part of marriage contract.

(4) Hwyl Cymru means Goodbye Wales in Welsh.


(5) £10 is an amazing deal. The train from Carmarthen to London would have cost us £100 each. It is worth leaving in the middle of the night to save £90. 


(6) I easily get “hangry” (hungry + angry). I can go from being pleasant and friendly to a furious grizzly bear in about 60 seconds when I need to eat.



(7)  Leon is great. They are “healthy fast food.” The food is cheap, but it is real food not processed gunk. We ate there many times (as you will see)



The heat begins to rise (8) as we wind our way to the

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To see which one of them is Pink. (9)
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Psychedelic music swirls around my head


Oh mother…tell me more (10)

Summoning our cosmic powers (and glowing slightly from our toes) (11) we tear down

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(12)
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(13)
 I know a room of musical tunes (14) where we bought The Piper at the Gates of Dawn and A Saucerful of Secrets  (15) then back to 
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 Okra! (16) then monkeys push the train to Hitchin (17) and I can see my house from here. (18)

     (8)This was our first inkling that a heatwave was on the way.

     (9) This was once asked of the band “which one of you is Pink?” because they thought the band must be named after someone was in the band. It wasn’t. It was actually named after two blues musicians Pink Anderson and Floyd Council.

(10) A line from Matilda Mother from The Piper at the Gates of Dawn.

(11) A line adapted from Let There Be More Light from A Saucerful of Secrets.

(12) The Wall. Duh!

(13) A reference to the song Wish You Were Here. We’re just two lost souls, swimming in a fish bowl year after year.

(14) It’s called the gift shop. Also, it's a lyric from the song Bike from Piper at the Gates of Dawn.

(15) I had these on cassette back in the 80’s—thrilling to recoup them on CD.

(16) we had sweet potato and okra stew over brown rice for lunch. It was delicious.

(17) English trains make a OOOoooOOOooo sort of noise like a monkey. Welsh trains do not. They are powered by silent dragons.

(18) The hotel where we stayed was being built as we were moving 3 year ago and it actually overlooks our old flat.

Stay tuned for part two of the Magical Mystery Tour!

Wednesday, 14 June 2017

What We Ate Wednesday--Pea Pulao

Hello lovelies. This week I tried a new recipe that I am sure will be added to our rotation of delicious, healthy, cheap meals. It is adapted from a recipe from Hurry the Food Up which you can read here.

The word pulao sounded all exotic, but it turns it out is just a fancy word for pilaf. Whatever you call it, it is delicious. I kept the recipe mostly the same, but added a few more colourful veg that we had lurking in the fridge and a tin of chickpeas to make it more of a meal.

It made 4 smallish servings (or 2 large greedy people size servings!) but could be increased for 4 people my upping the rice to 1 cup and serving it with a salad or sliced cucumbers or something like that.


Pea Pulao
You need:
1 onion, diced
2 tsp liquid sweetener (agave or maple syrup would work--I used golden syrup)
1 tsp turmeric
1 tsp ground cumin
1/2 tsp salt
1/3 cup raisins
3/4 cup easy cook brown rice
1.5 cups vegetable broth

Later you'll need:
handful of peanuts
1 cup defrosted frozen peas
1 tin chickpeas, drained and rinsed
half a red pepper diced and a few small carrot slivers cut into tiny bits (optional but adds colour and flavour) 
At the end you'll need:
zest and juice of one lemon
1-3 cloves crushed garlic--depending on how much you like. we did three. 

How to:
1.  Put a few teaspoons oil in your biggest pan and saute the onion until translucent.Add the liquid sweetener, turmeric, cumin and salt and stir to coat. (I also stir in 1.5 tsp broth powder at this point as well) Put your kettle on to boil.
2. Add the raisins and the rice and stir to coat. Then add 1.5 cups boiling water from the kettle. Bring to the boil, reduce heat and simmer.
3. When the rice is nearly done add the peanuts, the peas, the chickpeas and optional veg. Continue cooking until all the liquid has been absorbed and everything is hot.
4. Pour over the lemon garlic sauce and stir.

It's that easy!

It was really tasty and relatively quick. It was also dead cheap to make. Go and make some pulao today!

Monday, 12 June 2017

Murder Ballad Monday--The Silver Plate and the Transparent Apple (Russia)

Welcome to part 8 of Murder Story Monday. This week I am looking at a version of The Singing Bone from Russia. It is a long and complex tale that begins like Cinderella, diverts briefly into a bit of Beauty and the Beast, then comes back to the murder that we are expecting in this story, then ends on a Cinderella note.  It has a happier ending than I would have liked (while in real life, I prefer forgiveness over revenge, in a story I am considerably more blood-thirsty and want to see the guilty punished) and is one of the few tales or ballads of this sort that I have found where the dead person is resurrected. It also is different from other tales of this genre in that a reed growing in the ground where the murdered girl’s body was found is turned into a pipe by a shepherd and not the bone that we have come to expect in these sorts of tales. However, it does still sing of her murder. It is also the longest tale that I have explored so far. Many tales (like last week’s Murder Will Out from Iceland) are barely a sketch compared to the weighty tome of this week’s story.

This Russian tale was collected by Edith M. S. Hodgetts and published in 1891 in Tales and Legends from the Land of the Tzar: Collection of Russian Stories.

According to my source material: Hodgetts, who was born and raised in Russia, does not give a specific source for this tale. In her introduction she states, with reference to her sources, "Some of these tales were dictated in the original Russian at school, others were related to me by my nurse and other servants of my father's household, while some are translations which I have made from various collections of Russian stories current among the people.

This version came from here.

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The Silver Plate and the Transparent Apple
Russia
There lived once a peasant with his wife and three daughters. Two of these girls were not particularly beautiful, while the third was sweetly pretty. However, as she happened to be a very good girl, as well as simple in her tastes, she was nicknamed Simpleton, and all who knew her called her by that name, though she was in reality far from being one.

Her sisters thought of nothing but dress and jewellery. The consequence was that they did not agree with their younger sister. They teased her, mimicked her, and made her do all the hard work. Yet Simpleton never said a word of complaint, but was ready to do anything. She fed the cows and the poultry. If anyone asked her to bring anything, she brought it in a moment. In fact, she was a most obliging young person.

One day the peasant had to go to a big fair to sell hay, so he asked his two eldest daughters what he should bring them.

"Bring me some red fustian to make myself a sarafan [coat without sleeves]," said the eldest.

"Buy me some yards of nankeen to make myself a dress," said the second.

Simpleton meanwhile sat in a corner looking at her sisters with great eagerness. Though she was a simpleton, her father found it hard to go away without asking her what she would like him to bring her, so he asked her too.

"Bring me, dear father," said she, "a silver plate and a transparent apple to roll about on it."

The father was rather astonished, but he said nothing and left.

"Whatever made you ask for such rubbish?" asked her sisters laughing.

"You will see for yourselves when my father brings them," said Simpleton, as she left the room.

The peasant, after having sold his hay, bought his daughters the things they had asked for, and drove home. The two elder girls were delighted with their presents and laughed at Simpleton, waiting to see what she intended doing with the silver plate and transparent apple.

Simpleton did not eat the apple, as they at first thought she would, but sat in a corner pronouncing these words, "Roll away, apple, roll away, on this silver plate. Show me different towns, fields, and woods, the seas, the heights of the hills, and the heavens in all their glory."

Away rolled the apple, and on the plate became visible, towns, one after another. Ships were seen sailing on the seas. Green fields were seen. The heights of the hills were shown. The beauty of the heavens and the setting of the sun were all displayed most wonderfully.

The sisters looked on in amazement. They longed to have it for themselves and wondered how they could best get it from Simpleton, for she took such great care of it, and would take nothing in exchange.

At last one day, the wicked sisters said coaxingly to Simpleton, "Come with us, dear, into the forest and help us pick strawberries."

Simpleton gave the plate and the apple to her father to take care of and joined her sisters. When they arrived at the forest they set to work picking wild strawberries. After some time, the two elder sisters suddenly came upon a spade lying on the grass. They seized it, and while Simpleton was not looking they gave her a heavy blow with the spade. She turned ghastly pale, and fell dead on the ground.

They took her up quickly, buried her under a birch tree, and went home late to their parents, saying, "Simpleton has run away from us. We looked for her everywhere but cannot find her. She must have been eaten up by some wild beasts while we were not looking."

The father, who really had a little love for the girl, became very sad, and actually cried. He took the plate and apple and locked them both up carefully in a glass case. The sisters also cried very much and pretended to be very sorry, though the real reason was that they found out that they were not likely to have the transparent apple and plate after all, but would have to do all the hard work themselves.

One day a shepherd, who was minding a flock of sheep, happened to lose one, and went into the forest to look for it, when suddenly he came upon a hillock under a birch tree, round which grew a number of red and blue flowers, and among them a reed.

The young shepherd cut off the reed and made himself a pipe. But what was his astonishment when the moment he put the pipe to his mouth, it began to play by itself, saying, "Play, play, little pipe. Comfort my dear parents, and my sisters, who so cruelly misused me, killed me, and buried me for the sake of my silver plate and transparent apple."

The shepherd ran into the village greatly alarmed, and a crowd of people soon collected round him asking him what had happened. The shepherd again put the pipe to his mouth, and again the pipe began to play of itself.

"Who killed whom, and where, and how?" asked all the people together, crowding round.

"Good people," answered the shepherd, "I know no more than you do. All I know is that I lost one of my sheep and went in search of it, when I suddenly came upon a hillock under a birch tree with flowers round it, and among them was a reed, which I cut off and made into a pipe, and the moment I put the thing into my mouth it began to play of itself, and pronounce the words which you have just heard."

It so happened that Simpleton's father and sisters were among the crowd and heard what the shepherd said.

"Let me try your pipe," said the father, taking it and putting it into his mouth.

And immediately it began to repeat the words, "Play, play, little pipe. Comfort my dear parents, and my sisters, who misused, killed, and buried me for the sake of the silver plate and transparent apple."
The peasant made the shepherd take him to the hillock at once. When they got to it they began to dig open the hillock, where they found the dead body of the unfortunate girl. The father fell on his knees before it and tried to bring her back to life, but all in vain.

The people again began asking who it was that killed and buried her, whereupon the pipe replied, 
"My sisters took me into the forest and slew me for the silver plate and transparent apple. If you want to wake me from this sound slumber, you must bring me the water of life from the royal fountain."
The two miserable sisters turned pale and wanted to run away, whereupon the people seized them, tied them together, and marched them off to a dark cell, where they locked them up until the king should pronounce judgement on them.

The peasant went to the palace and was brought before the king's son, and falling upon his knees before the prince, he related the whole story. Whereupon the king's son told him to take as much of the water of life from the royal fountain as he pleased. "When your daughter is well, bring her to me," continued the prince, "and also her evil-minded sisters."

The peasant was delighted. He thanked the young prince and ran to the forest with the water of life. After he had sprinkled the body several times with the water, his daughter woke up and stood before him, prettier than ever. They embraced each other tenderly, while the people rejoiced and congratulated the happy man.

Next morning the peasant went with his three daughters to the palace and was brought before the king's son.

The young prince, when he beheld Simpleton, was greatly struck with her beauty, and asked her at once to show him the silver plate and transparent apple.

"What would your highness like to see?" asked the girl, bringing forward her treasures. "Would you like to know whether your kingdom is in good order, or if your ships are sailing, or whether there is any curious comet in the heavens?"

"Anything you like, sweet maiden."

Away rolled the apple round about the plate, on which became visible soldiers of different arms, with muskets and flags, drawn up in battle array. The apple rolled on, and waves rose, and ships were seen sailing about like swans, while flags waved in the air. On rolled the apple, and on the plate the glory of the heavens was displayed. The sun, moon, and stars, and various comets were seen.
The king's son was greatly astonished and offered to buy the plate and apple, but Simpleton fell on her knees before him, exclaiming, "Take my silver plate and my apple. I want no money and no gifts for them, if you will only promise to forgive my sisters."

The young prince was so moved by her pretty face and her tears that he at once forgave the two wicked girls. Simpleton was so overjoyed that she threw her arms round their necks and tenderly embraced them.

The king's son took Simpleton by the hand and said, "Sweet maiden, I am so struck by the great kindness you have shown your sisters after their cruel treatment of you, that I have decided (provided you agree to it) to have you for my wife, and you shall be known henceforth as the Benevolent Queen."

"Your highness does me great honour," said Simpleton, blushing. "But it lies in my parents' hand. If they do not object, I will marry you."

It is, needless to say, that neither parent objected, but gave their consent and blessing.

"I have one more request to ask your highness," said Simpleton, "and that is to let my parents and 
sisters live with us in the palace."

The young prince made no objection whatever to this proposal (though most probably he felt sorry for it afterwards; however, the story does not say anything about that). The sisters threw themselves at Simpleton's feet, exclaiming that they did not deserve such kindness after all that they had said and done to her.

Next day the marriage was celebrated, and crowds of people ran about everywhere crying out, "Long 
live our king and queen!"


From that day Simpleton was no more, but the BENEVOLENT QUEEN reigned in her stead.

Stay tuned next week for a tale from Pakistan.