At school this week year 3 has been learning about the Easter story in Religious Education. They had read some books about Jesus and watched a film and the assignment was to draw a picture and write a sentence about one part of the Easter story they remembered. My friend had this conversation with a little boy:
Boy: I think I can do this.
Teacher: of course you can. Why do you think that you couldn't?
Boy: Well I wasn't around when Jesus was alive, but I've seen all of his films.
That just cracked us up.