Our Sincere Apologies
We are very sorry that this
item has reached you in this condition.
This is a letter from my young pen pal Lois that arrived partially
eaten. Luckily, I could still read her message.
Wednesday, 18 March 2015
Postal dragons
Did you know that Royal Mail employs dragons? At least in
Wales they do. Dragons are everywhere here in Cymru. We are a nation of
dragons. FACT. There is even one that lives on a roundabout in town.
But how do I know beyond the shadow of a doubt that Royal Mail employs
dragons? Because they keep eating my bloody letters, that’s how.
Twice since we moved we have a letter delivered in a plastic bag with
the message:
Exhibit A:
The next one was not so lucky.
Exhibit B:
This was actually a thank you card that I sent to a friend in England
that arrived back to me mangled, scrunched with a huge chunk bitten off. It
came back to me via the return address because the address it was meant to be
delivered to was devoured and could not be read.
What other explanation could there be but dragons?
So Royal Mail, if you are reading this--get your bloody dragons under
control please!!!!!
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Well said, my dear! But beware of dragons eating you, "for ye are crunchy and good with crackers."
ReplyDeleteHehe! You are good with crackers...Which means you are not a wizard, because Dragons prefer their Wizards with ketchup!
ReplyDeleteYou caught me, Danny. I couldn't remember the end word on that old quote, so I just said crackers instead of ketchup. Still, I think Miz H is more the kind to be eaten with crackers..........she is indeed extra crunchy.
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