Enter our saviour in the form of Super Mum. My mum occasionally sends us care packages filled with packets of instant grits. Sadly, they cost her a huge amount of money to post—I am always shocked and appalled when I see the price. But she loves us and so she does it anyway.
So here is an acrostic tribute to say thanks.
Really hard to find in the UK
It costs an arm and a leg (or other unspecified body part) to post
Thank you very much to the best Mum in the world
Should last bloody ages as she sent us 48 packets
Let the eating commence. Nom, nom, nom.