Our Sincere Apologies
We are very sorry that this item has reached you in this condition.
This is a letter from my young pen pal Lois that arrived partially eaten. Luckily, I could still read her message.
This was actually a thank you card that I sent to a friend in England that arrived back to me mangled, scrunched with a huge chunk bitten off. It came back to me via the return address because the address it was meant to be delivered to was devoured and could not be read.