Friday, 28 August 2020

Fairy Tale Friday--Boy, Snow, Bird by Helen Oyeyemi (2014)

Hello and welcome to Fairy Tale Friday. Are you sitting comfortably? Good. Then I’ll begin.

This week we look at an interesting  novel entitled Boy, Snow, Bird by British author Helen Oyeyemi.  The novel was named as one of the best books of 2014.  

This is an unusual retelling of Snow White. We have a girl whose name is Boy, a white-as-snow blonde stepdaughter named Snow and a child named Bird whose skin colour reveals a secret history. It is a story about passing. Passing for white. Passing for another gender. Passing as someone else because the truth of who you are is unacceptable. I found it a thought provoking read.

Boy, Snow, Bird,' by Helen Oyeyemi - The New York Times
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Thanks to Wikipedia for this summary:


Boy, Snow, Bird

Boy Novak, a young white girl, is born to an abusive father who works as an exterminator and whom she refers to as the rat catcher. In the winter of 1953, when she is twenty years old, Boy runs away from her father, and moves from New York to Flax Hill. In Flax Hill, Boy stumbles across a tenement house and begins to go on double dates with one of the other tenants who introduces her to her boyfriend's business partner, a jewellery designer and widower called Arturo Whitman. Arturo eventually tells Boy that he has a young daughter named Snow.

While Boy and Arturo initially have a tempestuous relationship, they grow closer as Boy is enchanted by Snow. On a weekend trip, Arturo proposes to Boy by giving her a bracelet shaped like a snake. She thinks of the bracelet as evil step-mother jewellery, but she accepts it. Boy and Arturo have a quick wedding, after which she learns that Arturo has an older sister, Clara, who is shunned by the rest of the family.

Boy becomes pregnant and gives birth to a girl she names Bird. As soon as Bird is born, Boy realizes that Bird is black. Boy interrogates Arturo, who reveals that his father and mother were white-passing African-Americans from Louisiana. He also reveals that his first wife Julia was descended from white-passing African-Americans, and they were both relieved when Snow was born white and blonde.

Boy grows increasingly frustrated over the different ways in which the family and the town react to Bird and becomes jealous of Snow. She finally reaches out to Clara, who tells her to give Bird to her to raise, as she -- Clara -- was once given up by her mother, when she was not passing as white. Instead, Boy asks Clara to take Snow for what she claims is a short visit, in reality planning to have her stay indefinitely.

Thirteen years later, in 1968, Bird grows up as the only daughter in the Whitman family, while her father visits Snow twice a month. Bird discovers a series of letters Snow wrote to her mother in which she begs to be able to come home and fails to understand what she might have done to upset Boy. The last letter in Boy's collection is one addressed to Bird, which Bird decides to answer.

Bird and Snow begin a secret correspondence and Bird learns more of the secret Whitman history. Eventually, because of their correspondence, Boy allows Snow to come home to visit.

Before Snow can come, Bird is temporarily attacked and kidnapped from her backyard by a man who reveals himself to be her grandfather, the rat catcher, who reveals his name to be Frank Novak. After a tense and unhappy conversation Frank leaves Bird, never to return again.

At Thanksgiving the entire Whitman family is reunited, including Clara and her husband John. Boy asks Snow to forgive her for sending her away and encourages Snow to punch her in order to settle the score between them. Snow decides to stay with the Whitmans and begins to live in Flaxhill again.

Boy's journalist friend Mia arrives at her door one day to confess that she was the one who gave Boy's address to Frank. Mia, a single woman, admits that she wanted to write an article about women who could not be mothers, and she decided to track down Boy's mother, finding out her name was Frances Amelia Novak. Frances was an extremely intelligent feminist and doctoral candidate who was also a lesbian. Because of her lesbianism she was raped by an acquaintance. Frances became pregnant by the rape and during the pregnancy transitioned into a man and began calling himself Frank. After Mia confronted Frank about his former identity she told him to tell Boy the truth of his origins before the article was published. He had gone to Flaxhill to do this, before leaving because he was unable to talk about it.

Boy decides to go to New York to try and see her father and determine if she can find Frances within him. She takes Mia, Bird and Snow with her.

That’s all for this week. Stay tuned next week for a look at some Snow White poetry.

Wednesday, 26 August 2020

Crafty Corner--my new phone holder

 Hello lovelies! I have been crafting like crazy lately, thanks to my friend Kirsty who found me several huge bags of curtains, duvet covers and sheets for fabric. It has inspired me to finally get in there and reorganise my craft room for easier project making. I bought several hugh-jass clear storage tubs at B&M Bargains for all my new fabric and I found all kinds of stuff I didn't even remember I had.

I have been working with clay, painting rocks and sewing this week after work and it feels great.

During lockdown I noticed that my phone case was beginning to go. I knew I wanted to craft a replacement but wasn't sure how to do it. While I was home with no place to go, I watched dozens of tutorials about how people made phone cases.

I had a great idea to make a little slip in envelope sort of case made from a men's necktie which was absolutely adorable, but extremely impracticable. I am a butterfingers. There is a reason i have the sort of case that is like a little book with a front cover because I drop my phone ALL THE TIME. I tried sewing a little pocket one and promptly dropped my slippery as an eel phone the moment I tried to get it out of its cute little envelope. I decided it would made a cute i-pod holder instead. 

So I began to look at only tutorials for the flip case style. This is what I found.

Some were paper--a terrible idea in wet Wales.

Some were cloth with cardboard inside for stiffness--also a bad idea in the country that never seems to stop raining.

Most were just glued together/no sew--I wanted to do a combination of sewing with a bit of gluing.

Some had little tiny strips of elastic in the corners to precariously hold your phone in--yeah, that is an accident waiting to happen.

Finally, I was allowed to go back to work and I just put up with my slightly raggedy phone case while i pondered and schemed. Finally--as so many good ideas do---it came to me in a dream.

Not a crack-ass dream but a craft-ass dream. I could use the little snap-in case that sits in the book part of the case and craft around it. No precariously placed strips of flimsy elastic for me! I could sew a cover and cut a little peephole for the camera. I could fill it with a bit of a soft old blanket to give it some padding and then instead of cardboard, I could use some craft foam that I found in my clean up. It would give it some flexible, waterproof stability.

I dug out this pretty fabric that came from a  sort of Indian-print throw and started planning. I added iron on interfacing for stiffness and used my phone case as a tracing pattern. I debated about adding little pockets but 1) that would be a faff and 2) I never really used them on my old phone case. 

I decided to add the classic button and elastic clasp because it is easy to make and looks nice. Who doesn't love a big decorative button??? 

Here it is: Ta-da!


 In the inside after sewing, I hot glued the slip-in case from my old phone case because it was still in good condition.


Now, here it is with the phone in--I really need to clean my screen. Also, this would be a good time to mention that is is impossible to take a photo of your phone with your phone. I had to resort to the camera and then tediously download it and edit it on the computer. My phone makes taking pictures so much easier!


I also closed it with a very nice rolled edge that I hand sewed. 

Now from the back--peek-a-boo! 


I am really proud of it...it is beautiful and hand made and exactly like how it was in the dream. It is soft to cushion the inevitable falls and when it wears out I will be able to make another one. I love that it is made from upcycled materials and it cost me nothing to make. 

Hoorah for crazy crafts! 

What We Ate Wednesday-Lemon Cumin Paprika Potato Bowl

 Hello lovelies! Life has been hectic lately (in a good way) and so I am always looking for new things to try that closely resemble old things we have eaten that I could cook in my sleep. The same but slightly different. Easy and delicious.

Thanks to my friend Kirsty I have been gifted bags and bags of fabric to upcycle--curtains and duvets and sheets, oh my! All last week i rushed home from work to try to reorganise my craft room so now as soon as I come home from work I want to rush into to my craft room and sew EVERYTHING! 

Last night I had a dream about how to sew a phone case and so I ran home from work as fast as my little legs could carry me and started sketching and cutting and sewing. 

Suddenly, it was gone five pm and I was on the warning side of ravenous--the one where if I do not get a move on will turn into HANGRY. It was my night to cook so i went in and threw together something that was both the same and slightly different.

The same bit:

potatoes boiled in stock

an onion

a bit of red pepper

a tin of beans

some mushrooms

kale

The different bit:

lemon juice

cumin

paprika

This was really nice...made enough to feed three people (or two greedy vegans) and was made in under 30 minutes which allowed me to get back in and get a bit more sewing done before dark. 


Lemon Cumin Paprika Potato Bowl

400g new potatoes, cubed

vegetable stock to boil them in

1 onion, sliced

lots of garlic

5 button mushrooms, sliced

1/4 of a red pepper, diced

1 tin of chickpeas, drained and rinsed

100g kale (4 handfuls)

2 tsp cumin

1 tsp smoked paprika

juice of 1 lemon

1. Boil your potatoes in vegetable stock.When they can easily be pierced by a knife, then drain and reserve. 

2.  Meanwhile in another pot cook your onion and garlic in a splash of the vegetable stock from the potatoes until softened. Add the mushrooms, chickpeas and the pepper.When they have softened add the cumin and paprika. Stir to coat then add your kale and cook til reduced with a splash of water or veg stock from the potatoes if they are still boiling. 

3. Add the lemon juice and reserved potatoes. Add salt and pepper if you'd liked.

4. Then eat and go back to creating something wonderful. 

Thursday, 20 August 2020

Fairy Tale Friday--Snow, Glass, Apples by Neil Gaiman (1994)

Hello and welcome to Fairy Tale Friday. Are you sitting comfortably? Good. Then I’ll begin.

This week we look at a fascinating and very creepy short story made 1000 times more amazing as it was turned into a beautifully art deco style illustrated graphic novel. Snow, Glass, Apples is a short story written in 1994 by Neil Gaiman originally released as a benefit book for the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund.  It was included in Gaiman's short story collection Smoke and Mirrors in 1998. In 2019 it was released as a graphic novel illustrated by  Colleen Doran (who also illustrated the graphic novel version of Gaiman’s Troll Bridge).  The graphic novel won the 2020 Eisner Award for Best Adaptation from Another Medium (very well deserved.)

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I will just let Wikipedia tell you everything as they summarise it so well:

The story retells the famous fairy tale of Snow White from the point of view of Snow White's stepmother, who is traditionally the villain of the piece. The stepmother is depicted as struggling desperately to save the kingdom from her unnatural and monstrous stepdaughter. Ultimately she is unsuccessful, as the "happy ending" of the original story still takes place despite her best efforts to prevent it.

The story incorporates themes of vampirism, incest, pedophilia, and necrophilia. Note: Can you see why I think it would have been influenced by Red as Blood by Tanith Lee that we looked at last week?

The story is told by the stepmother who is revealed to have had magical powers from a very young age, including visions of the future. She later marries a king and describes his daughter, Snow White, as a mysterious, vampiric young girl. The king ultimately dies from abuse, both physical and sexual, by Snow White and leaves the stepmother to reign as queen. The stepmother eventually has her huntsmen murder Snow White and cut out her heart, which still beats continuously even after being removed and is hung in the queen's private chambers. Following large numbers of disappearances and murders in the kingdom, the queen uses magic and her own blood to create enchanted apples which she brings into the woods to a still-living Snow White. The queen becomes scared and flees but knows that the creature ate the apples when Snow White's removed heart finally stops beating. Two years later, a prince visits the queen and she plans to marry him and unite their kingdoms. However the queen is unable to sexually satisfy the prince, who is clearly a necrophiliac, and he leaves. On his way home to his kingdom, the prince encounters the dead body of Snow White being guarded by seven dwarves. Indulging his necrophilia, the prince rapes Snow White and unwittingly dislodges the piece of apple stuck in Snow White's throat, resurrecting her. The prince and Snow White eventually return to the queen's kingdom and sentence her to death for witchcraft. The queen is incinerated in a kiln and the story is revealed to be her final thoughts and reflections as she begins to burn to death.

Wow. Just wow. If after reading the description you are hungry to read more, I have a link where you can read the whole story. I am not copying and pasting it here because the website says This story is posted to The Dreaming by permission. Please do not duplicate/copy/distribute this story without permission from Neil or the Comic Book Legal Defence Fund. But all you have to do is click  here to read SNOW, GLASS, APPLES .

But even if you are now afraid to read the extremely creepy story, you will still want to see some of the illustrations. Click on them to enlarge and really see the details.

 Neil Gaiman's Snow, Glass, Apples: Amazon.co.uk: 9781506709796: Books

Slings & Arrows

Snow, Glass, Apples: Fearsome Faerie Fables For the Fireside ...

That’s all for this week. Stay tuned next week for another 3 word title.

Tuesday, 18 August 2020

What We Ate Wednesday--Chickpea Truffles

 Hello lovelies! I got several vegan cookbooks from the library (thank you Click and Collect!) and No Fuss Vegan by Roz Purcell had several tasty treat recipes.

I was intrigued by this recipe for Chickpeas Truffles. I mean I love chickpeas and I love truffles so this sounded like an ideal recipe for me.

It was a tiny bit more difficult to make and the chickpea mixture was soft (very soft) like a mousse. That could be because it has been raining non stop for days and it is VERY humid out there even when the rain gives us a brief respite. It would have been nice just like that in little parfait glasses but I decided to follow the recipe and make them into truffles. 

Trying to roll quite sticky soft balls of very dark chocolate was a challenge-especially trying not to think of coprophagia, but it was worth persisting as the mousse tastes amazing with a hard chocolate coating and a sprinkle of sea salt. 

I found because the mousse was so soft it benefited from chilling in the freezer whilst I melted the chocolate otherwise it soaked up all the chocolate and started to develop a blob shape rather than stay round. The blobby ones still tasted good, but weren't as pretty.

The result is a hard chocolate shell with a soft fluffy interior. I did have to use twice as much melted chocolate as she did, but i think that was the humidity. Please excuse my blurry inadequate photo. I was trying to get them back in the freezer before they melted again in the heat. 

 

Chickpeas Truffles

1 tin of chickpeas, drained and rinsed

6 TB peanut butter

4 TB cocoa powder

3 TB liquid sweetener--maple syrup, agave, golden syrup

1 tsp vanilla essence

pinch salt

Blend everything in a food processor until smooth and creamy. Roll into balls. If too soft to roll in balls refrigerate for 20 minutes or so to firm up and try rolling again. Put your balls on a parchment lined tray and pop in the freezer for 15 minutes while the chocolate melts.

200g dark chocolate

flaked sea salt

In a double boiler (a bowl over a simmering pan of about an inch of water) or a microwave to melt your chocolate. Take your cold balls from the freezer and dip them quickly one at a time into the melted chocolate and then put back on the parchment paper and sprinkle with sea salt. 

When all are finished pop in the freezer to set the chocolate. At this point i was still not convinced it was working as the mousse was still quite soft. but it did. When hardened, removed from parchment and store in an airtight box in the fridge. 

They will be hard on the outside and soft in the middle and delicious all the way through. 

Thursday, 13 August 2020

Fairy Tale Friday--Red as Blood by Tanith Lee (1983)

 Hello and welcome to Fairy Tale Friday. Are you sitting comfortably? Good. Then I’ll begin.

This is the tale I have been waiting to share. It is one of my absolute favourite Snow White tales. It is completely bonkers, and I adore it. It is a mix of fantasy, horror and religion.

Today’s story is by one of my favourite authors--Tanith Lee. According to Wikipedia:

Tanith Lee was a British science fiction and fantasy writer. She wrote more than 90 novels and 300 short stories, and was the winner of multiple World Fantasy Society Derleth Awards, the World Fantasy Lifetime Achievement Award and the Bram Stoker Award for Lifetime Achievement in Horror. Additionally, she wrote two episodes of the BBC science fiction series Blake's 7. (Which the Amazing Spiderman informs me were two of the best episodes.)  She was the first woman to win the British Fantasy Award best novel award for her book Death's Master in 1980.

This story comes from the marvellous collection of dark fantasy retellings of fairy tales entitled Red as Blood, or Tales from the Sisters Grimmer. The story we are looking at today was nominated for a Nebula Award. You may also remember me mentioning this book a few years ago when we looked at her story Wolfland when we were exploring Little Red Riding Hood. You can read about Wolfland {HERE}

This amazing story inverts any version I have ever read and turns it on its head. We normally see the queen as vain and jealous and the beautiful daughter as innocent. But not here. Here we have a concerned stepmother who is very worried about her young stepdaughter Bianca who does not like the day, refuses to wear a crucifix and crucially: her reflection does not appear in the magic mirror.

Yup. You guessed it. She is a vampire. Just like her dead mother.

Here, the good woman- a woman of faith- in an attempt to save her stepdaughter after a wasting sickness has appeared in land (one that has not been seen since her mother died) calls on Satan (who is the dark side of God) to help her disguise herself and help the child. The young woman, having had sex with the huntsman sent to kill her has now bewitched 7 black gnarled trees as her protectors instead of dwarfs.

The old crone gives her three gifts the last one being the scarlet fruit of Eve, the apple red as blood. Bianca chokes on it for a very surprising reason and the Prince is not the prince you expect. It all ends with a bit of resetting the clocks and time alteration.

This is a well told story…completely bonkers marrying the religious imagery with folklore. I really love the idea of Bianca being a vampire and would loved to have seen more of this and explored it further. Next week’s graphic novel does just this, so if you are feeling it too—stay tuned. But the religious ending as a weird sort of redemption doesn’t feel like a let down either. It makes perfect sense for the 14th century when this tale is set. I always think it will make me feel let down as I reread it, but  it never does. I always feel like the ending is exactly where it should be. 

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Red as Blood source

The beautiful Witch Queen flung open the ivory case of the magic mirror. Of dark gold the mirror was, dark gold as the hair of the Witch Queen that poured down her back. Dark gold the mirror was, and ancient as the seven stunted black trees growing beyond the pale blue glass of the window.

"Speculum, speculum," said the Witch Queen to the magic mirror. "Dei gratia."

"Volente Deo. Audio."

"Mirror," said the Witch Queen. "Whom do you see?"

"I see you, mistress," replied the mirror. "And all in the land. But one."

"Mirror, mirror, who is it you do not see?"

"I do not see Bianca."

The Witch Queen crossed herself. She shut the case of the mirror and, walking slowly to the window, looked out at the old trees through the panes of pale blue glass.

Fourteen years ago, another woman had stood at this window, but she was not like the Witch Queen. The woman had black hair that fell to her ankles; she had a crimson gown, the girdle worn high beneath her breasts, for she was far gone with child. And this woman had thrust open the glass casement on the winter garden, where the old trees crouched in the snow. Then, taking a sharp bone needle, she had thrust it into her finger and shaken three bright drops on the ground. "Let my daughter have," said the woman, "hair black as mine, black as the wood of these warped and arcane trees. Let her have skin like mine, white as this snow. And let her have my mouth, red as my blood." And the woman had smiled and licked at her finger. She had a crown on her head; it shone in the dusk like a star. She never came to the window before dusk; she did not like the day. She was the first Queen, and she did not possess a mirror.

 The second Queen, the Witch Queen, knew all this. She knew how, in giving birth, the first Queen had died. Her coffin had been carried into the cathedral and masses had been said. There was an ugly rumour—that a splash of holy water had fallen on the corpse and the dead flesh had smoked. But the first Queen had been reckoned unlucky for the kingdom. There had been a strange plague in the land since she came there, a wasting disease for which there was no cure.

Seven years went by. The King married the second Queen, as unlike the first as frankincense to myrrh.

"And this is my daughter," said the King to his second Queen.

There stood a little girl child, nearly seven years of age. Her black hair hung to her ankles, her skin was white as snow. Her mouth was red as blood, and she smiled with it.

"Bianca," said the King, "you must love your new mother."

Bianca smiled radiantly. Her teeth were bright as sharp bone needles.

"Come," said the Witch Queen, "come, Bianca. I will show you my magic mirror."

"Please, Mama," said Bianca softly, "I do not like mirrors."

"She is modest," said the King. "And delicate. She never goes out by day. The sun distresses her."

That night, the Witch Queen opened the case of her mirror.

"Mirror, whom do you see?"

"I see you, mistress. And all in the land. But one."

"Mirror, mirror, who is it you do not see?"

"I do not see Bianca."

The second Queen gave Bianca a tiny crucifix of golden filigree. Bianca would not accept it. She ran to her father and whispered: "I am afraid. I do not like to think of Our Lord dying in agony on His cross. She means to frighten me. Tell her to take it away."

The second Queen grew wild white roses in her garden and invited Bianca to walk there after sundown. But Bianca shrank away.

She whispered to her father: "The thorns will tear me. She means me to be hurt."

When Bianca was twelve years old, the Witch Queen said to the King, "Bianca should be confirmed so that she may take Communion with us."

"This may not be," said the King. "I will tell you, she has not even been christened, for the dying word of my first wife was against it. She begged me, for her religion was different from ours. The wishes of the dying must be respected."

"Should you not like to be blessed by the church," said the Witch Queen to Bianca. "To kneel at the golden rail before the marble altar. To sing to God, to taste the ritual bread and sip the ritual wine."

"She means me to betray my true mother," said Bianca to the King. "When will she cease tormenting me?"

The day she was thirteen, Bianca rose from her bed, and there was a red stain there, like a red, red flower.

"Now you are a woman," said her nurse.

"Yes," said Bianca. And she went to her true mother's jewel box, and out of it she took her mother's crown and set it on her head.

When she walked under the old black trees in the dusk, the crown shone like a star.

The wasting sickness, which had left the land in peace for thirteen years, suddenly began again, and there was no cure.

The Witch Queen sat in a tall chair before a window of pale green and dark white glass, and in her hands she held a Bible bound in rosy silk.

"Majesty," said the huntsman, bowing very low.

He was a man, forty years old, strong and handsome, and wise in the hidden lore of the forests, the occult lore of the earth. He would kill too, for it was his trade, without faltering. The slender fragile deer he could kill, and the moonwinged birds, and the velvet hares with their sad, foreknowing eyes. He pitied them, but pitying, he killed them. Pity could not stop him. It was his trade.

"Look in the garden," said the Witch Queen.

The hunter looked through a dark white pane. The sun had sunk, and a maiden walked under a tree.

"The Princess Bianca," said the huntsman.

"What else?" asked the Witch Queen.

The huntsman crossed himself.

"By Our Lord, Madam, I will not say."

"But you know."

"Who does not?"

"The King does not."

"Or he does."

"Are you a brave man?" asked the Witch Queen.

"In the summer, I have hunted and slain boar. I have slaughtered wolves in winter."

"But are you brave enough?"

"If you command it, Lady," said the huntsman, "I will try my best."

The Witch Queen opened the Bible at a certain place, and out of it she drew a flat silver crucifix, which had been resting against the words: Thou shalt not be afraid for the terror by night… Nor for the pestilence that walketh in darkness.

The huntsman kissed the crucifix and put it about his neck, beneath his shirt.

"Approach," said the Witch Queen, "and I will instruct you in what to say."

Presently, the huntsman entered the garden, as the stars were burning up in the sky. He strode to where Bianca stood under a stunted dwarf tree, and he kneeled down.

"Princess," he said. "Pardon me, but I must give you ill tidings."

"Give them then," said the girl, toying with the long stem of a wan, night-growing flower which she had plucked.

"Your stepmother, that accursed, jealous witch, means to have you slain. There is no help for it but you must fly the palace this very night. If you permit, I will guide you to the forest. There are those who will care for you until it may be safe for you to return."

Bianca watched him, but gently, trustingly.

"I will go with you, then," she said.

They went by a secret way out of the garden, through a passage under the ground, through a tangled orchard, by a broken road between great overgrown hedges.

Night was a pulse of deep, flickering blue when they came to the forest. The branches of the forest overlapped and intertwined like leading in a window, and the sky gleamed dimly through like panes of blue-coloured glass.

"I am weary," sighed Bianca. "May I rest a moment?"

"By all means," said the huntsman. "In the clearing there, foxes come to play by night. Look in that direction, and you will see them."

"How clever you are," said Bianca. "And how handsome."

She sat on the turf, and gazed at the clearing.

The huntsman drew his knife silently and concealed it in the folds of his cloak. He stopped above the maiden.

"What are you whispering?" demanded the huntsman, laying his hand on her wood-black hair.

"Only a rhyme my mother taught me."

The huntsman seized her by the hair and swung her about so her white throat was before him, stretched ready for the knife. But he did not strike, for there in his hand he held the dark golden locks of the Witch Queen, and her face laughed up at him and she flung her arms about him, laughing.

"Good man, sweet man, it was only a test of you. Am I not a witch? And do you not love me?"

The huntsman trembled, for he did love her, and she was pressed so close her heart seemed to beat within his own body.

"Put away the knife. Throw away the silly crucifix. We have no need of these things. The King is not one half the man you are."

And the huntsman obeyed her, throwing the knife and the crucifix far off among the roots of the trees. He gripped her to him, and she buried her face in his neck, and the pain of her kiss was the last thing he felt in this world.

The sky was black now. The forest was blacker. No foxes played in the clearing. The moon rose and made white lace through the boughs, and through the backs of the huntsman's empty eyes. Bianca wiped her mouth on a dead flower.

"Seven asleep, seven awake," said Bianca. "Wood to wood. Blood to blood. Thee to me."

There came a sound like seven huge rendings, distant by the length of several trees, a broken road, an orchard, an underground passage. Then a sound like seven huge single footfalls. Nearer. And nearer.

Hop, hop, hop, hop. Hop, hop, hop.

In the orchard, seven black shudderings.

On the broken road, between the high hedges, seven black creepings.

Brush crackled, branches snapped.

Through the forest, into the clearing, pushed seven warped, misshapen, hunched-over, stunted things. Woody-black mossy fur, woody-black bald masks. Eyes like glittering cracks, mouths like moist caverns. Lichen beards. Fingers of twiggy gristle. Grinning. Kneeling. Faces pressed to the earth.

"Welcome," said Bianca.

The Witch Queen stood before a window of glass like diluted wine. She looked at the magic mirror.

"Mirror. Whom do you see?"

"I see you, mistress. I see a man in the forest. He went hunting, but not for deer. His eyes are open, but he is dead. I see all in the land. But one."

The Witch Queen pressed her palms to her ears.

Outside the window the garden lay, empty of its seven black and stunted dwarf trees.

"Bianca," said the Queen.

The windows had been draped and gave no light. The light spilled from a shallow vessel, light in a sheaf, like the pastel wheat. It glowed upon four swords that pointed east and west, that pointed north and south.

Four winds had burst through the chamber, and three arch-winds. Cool fires had risen, and parched oceans, and the gray-silver powders of Time.

The hands of the Witch Queen floated like folded leaves on the air, and through dry lips the Witch Queen chanted.

"Pater omnipotens, mittere digneris sanctum Angelum tuum de Infernis."

The light faded, and grew brighter.

There, between the hilts of the four swords, stood the Angel Lucefiel, somberly gilded, his face in shadow, his golden wings spread and blazing at his back.

"Since you have called me, I know your desire. It is a comfortless wish. You ask for pain."

"You speak of pain, Lord Lucefiel, who suffer the most merciless pain of all. Worse than the nails in the feet and wrists. Worse than the thorns and the bitter cup and the blade in the side. To be called upon for evil's sake, which I do not, comprehending your true nature, son of God, brother of The Son."

"You recognize me, then. I will grant what you ask."

And Lucefiel (by some named Satan, Rex Mundi, but nevertheless the left hand, the sinister hand of God's design) wrenched lightning from the ether and cast it at the Witch Queen.

It caught her in the breast. She fell.

The sheaf of light towered and lit the golden eyes of the Angel, which were terrible, yet luminous with compassion, as the swords shattered and he vanished.

The Witch Queen pulled herself from the floor of the chamber, no longer beautiful, a withered, slobbering hag.

Into the core of the forest, even at noon, the sun never shone. Flowers propagated in the grass, but they were colourless. Above, the black-green roof hung down nets of thick, green twilight through which albino butterflies and moths feverishly drizzled. The trunks of the trees were smooth as the stalks of underwater weeds. Bats flew in the daytime, and birds who believed themselves to be bats.

There was a sepulchre, dripped with moss. The bones had been rolled out, had rolled around the feet of seven twisted dwarf trees.

They looked like trees. Sometimes they moved. Sometimes something like an eye glittered, or a tooth, in the wet shadows.

In the shade of the sepulchre door sat Bianca, combing her hair.

A lurch of motion disturbed the thick twilight.

The seven trees turned their heads.

A hag emerged from the forest. She was crook-backed and her head was poked forward, predatory, withered, and almost hairless, like a vulture's.

"Here we are at last," grated the hag, in a vulture's voice.

She came closer, and cranked herself down on her knees, and bowed her face into the turf and the colourless flowers.

Bianca sat and gazed at her. The hag lifted herself. Her teeth were yellow palings.

"I bring you the homage of witches, and three gifts," said the hag.

"Why should you do that?"

"Such a quick child, and only fourteen years. Why? Because we fear you. I bring you gifts to curry favour."

Bianca laughed. "Show me."

The hag made a pass in the green air. She held a silken cord worked curiously with plaited human hair.

"Here is a girdle which will protect you from the devices of priests, from crucifix and chalice and the accursed holy water. In it are knotted the tresses of a virgin, and of a woman no better than she should be, and of a woman dead. And here—" a second pass and a comb was in her hand, lacquered blue over green—"a comb from the deep sea, a mermaid's trinket, to charm and subdue. Part your locks with this, and the scent of ocean will fill men's nostrils and the rhythm of the tides their ears, the tides that bind men like chains. Last," added the hag, "that old symbol of wickedness, the scarlet fruit of Eve, the apple red as blood. Bite, and the understanding of sin, which the serpent boasted of, will be made known to you." And the hag made her last pass in the air and extended the apple, with the girdle and the comb, toward Bianca.

Bianca glanced at the seven stunted trees.

"I like her gifts, but I do not quite trust her."

The bald masks peered from their shaggy beardings. Eyelets glinted. Twiggy claws clacked.

"All the same," said Bianca. "I will let her tie the girdle on me, and comb my hair herself."

The hag obeyed, simpering. Like a toad she waddled to Bianca. She tied on the girdle. She parted the ebony hair. Sparks sizzled, white from the girdle, peacock's eye from the comb.

"And now, hag, take a little bite of the apple."

"It will be my pride," said the hag, "to tell my sisters I shared this fruit with you." And the hag bit into the apple, and mumbled the bite noisily, and swallowed, smacking her lips.

Then Bianca took the apple and bit into it.

Bianca screamed—and choked.

She jumped to her feet. Her hair whirled about her like a storm cloud. Her face turned blue, then slate, then white again. She lay on the pallid flowers, neither stirring nor breathing.

The seven dwarf trees rattled their limbs and their bear-shaggy heads, to no avail. Without Bianca's art they could not hop. They strained their claws and ripped at the hag's sparse hair and her mantle. She fled between them. She fled into the sunlit acres of the forest, along the broken road, through the orchard, into a hidden passage.

The hag reentered the palace by the hidden way, and the Queen's chamber by a hidden stair. She was bent almost double. She held her ribs. With one skinny hand she opened the ivory case of the magic mirror.

"Speculum, speculum. Dei gratia. Whom do you see?"

"I see you, mistress. And all in the land. And I see a coffin."

"Whose corpse lies in the coffin?"

"That I cannot see. It must be Bianca."

The hag, who had been the beautiful Witch Queen, sank into her tall chair before the window of pale, cucumber green and dark white glass. Her drugs and potions waited, ready to reverse the dreadful conjuring of age the Angel Lucefiel had placed on her, but she did not touch them yet.

The apple had contained a fragment of the flesh of Christ, the sacred wafer, the Eucharist.

The Witch Queen drew her Bible to her and opened it randomly.

And read, with fear, the word: Resurcat.

It appeared like glass, the coffin, milky glass. It had formed this way. A thin white smoke had risen from the skin of Bianca. She smoked as a fire smokes when a drop of quenching water falls on it. The piece of Eucharist had stuck in her throat. The Eucharist, quenching water to her fire, caused her to smoke.

Then the cold dews of night gathered, and the colder atmospheres of midnight. The smoke of Bianca's quenching froze about her.

Frost formed in exquisite silver scroll-work all over the block of misty ice that contained Bianca.

Bianca's frigid heart could not warm the ice. Nor the sunless, green twilight of the day.

You could just see her, stretched in the coffin, through the glass. How lovely she looked, Bianca. Black as ebony, white as snow, red as blood.

The trees hung over the coffin. Years passed. The trees sprawled about the coffin, cradling it in their arms. Their eyes wept fungus and green resin. Green amber drops hardened like jewels in the coffin of glass.

"Who is that lying under the trees?" the Prince asked, as he rode into the clearing.

He seemed to bring a golden moon with him, shining about his golden head, on the golden armour and the cloak of white satin blazoned with gold and blood and ink and sapphire. The white horse trod on the colourless flowers, but the flowers sprang up again when the hoofs had passed. A shield hung from the saddle-bow, a strange shield. From one side it had a lion's face, but from the other, a lamb's face.

The trees groaned, and their heads split on huge mouths.

"Is this Bianca's coffin?" asked the Prince.

"Leave her with us," said the seven trees. They hauled at their roots. The ground shivered. The coffin of ice-glass gave a great jolt, and a crack bisected it. Bianca coughed.

The jolt had precipitated the piece of Eucharist from her throat.

Into a thousand shards the coffin shattered, and Bianca sat up. She stared at the Prince, and she smiled.

"Welcome, beloved," said Bianca.

She got to her feet, and shook out her hair, and began to walk toward the Prince on the pale horse.

But she seemed to walk into a shadow, into a purple room, then into a crimson room whose emanations lanced her like knives.

Next she walked into a yellow room where she heard the sound of crying, which tore her ears. All her body seemed stripped away; she was a beating heart. The beats of her heart became two wings. She flew. She was a raven, then an owl. She flew into a sparkling pane. It scorched her white. Snow white. She was a dove.

She settled on the shoulder of the Prince and hid her head under her wing. She had no longer anything black about her, and nothing red.

"Begin again now, Bianca," said the Prince. He raised her from his shoulder. On his wrist there was a mark. It was like a star. Once a nail had been driven in there.

Bianca flew away, up through the roof of the forest. She flew in at a delicate wine window. She was in the palace. She was seven years old.

The Witch Queen, her new mother, hung a filigree crucifix around her neck.

"Mirror," said the Witch Queen. "Whom do you see?"

"I see you, mistress," replied the mirror. "And all in the land. I see Bianca."


That’s all for this week. Stay tuned for a graphic novel that was definitely influenced by this story.

 

 

 

Wednesday, 12 August 2020

Lemon “Honey” Mustard Quick Bowl

 Hello lovelies! It has gotten HOT here. Like Wicked Witch of the West hot. Life without air conditioning is no joke. I want to get in and out of the kitchen as fast as I can.

One of our successful formulas for a meal includes potatoes boiled in strong vegetable stock, beans, whatever veg we have in the cupboard (usually onion, red pepper, carrots) and kale covered in a dressing or sauce. There are endless variations on this and they come together quickly.

I saw a friend had made a “honey” mustard dressing over crispy potatoes in her air fryer. We don’t have an air fryer and damned if I am turning my oven on for ANYBODY even though I know how to make crispy potatoes in there. Nope. Na-uh. No way. Too hot.

But I did think I could do a “honey” mustard sauce over our standard potatoes/veg/beans/kale combo.

This was delicious and we would definitely eat it again.


Lemon “Honey” Mustard Quick Bowl

400g new potatoes, diced

Vegetable stock to cook the potatoes in

1 onion, sliced into rainbows

garlic

¼ of a red pepper

Half a carrot, cut into matchsticks

Tin of beans, drained and rinsed (chickpeas would be great. I used borlotti as that is what I had. )

100g kale –several handfuls

Sauce:

Juice of one lemon

2 TB wholegrain mustard

1-2 TB liquid sweetener (agave, maple syrup, golden syrup)

Salt and pepper to taste

 1. Cover your potatoes with cold water and a stock cube and bring to the boil. Boil until able to be easily pierced by a fork. Drain reserving about ¼ cup.

2. Meanwhile cook your onion in a splash of vegetable stock from the potatoes. When softened, add the garlic, pepper, carrots and let them cook down.

3. While the veg cooks, mix up the sauce in a little bowl and set aside.

4. When you drain the potatoes, add in the kale and the beans to the veg mixture and cook with the ¼ cup of stock you reserved when you drained the potatoes. When the kale is bright green and reduced, add in the potatoes and the sauce and stir to coat. Taste and see if it needs more lemon.

5. Serve in a bowl. Bonus points if you can make your carrots look like the mark of Zorro. 

Thursday, 6 August 2020

Fairy Tale Friday--The Vain Queen (Portugal, 1882)

 Hello and welcome to Fairy Tale Friday. Are you sitting comfortably? Good then I’ll begin.

Even though I had been trying to go chronologically, in the last few weeks I have found a few more antiquarian ones that were interesting to explore so this week again is slightly out of time order.

Today we look at a tale entitled The Vain Queen from the 1882 book Portuguese Folk Tales collected by  Zófimo Consiglieri Pedroso  who was a Portuguese historian, writer, teacher, ethnographer, essayist and folklorist.

According to Wikipedia:

 Pedroso was a  collector of a large body of folklore, which became popular. His Portuguese Folk-Tales were issued in England before their native publication.  He was devoted to the study of ethnography and was one of the introducers of anthropology in Portugal, studying myths, popular traditions and superstitions, activities that demonstrate that he was a scholar of high level from the last quarter of the nineteenth century, deeply imbued with humanist values and revealing himself brilliant essayist. Some of his other works include A Cry Against the Death Penalty in 1874 and The Universal Suffrage or the Intervention of the Working Classes in Government of the Country in 1876. But his most famous work was the Portuguese Folk Tales from 1882.

I will be the first to admit this is only a tenuous link to Snow White. It certainly begins like a Snow White but then it morphs into more of a Cinderella tale. As we have also talked about Cinderella tales on Fairy Tale Friday then I thought it was worth discussing.

This tale begins with a vain queen who asks everyone she knows if anyone has a face more beautiful than hers. She asks her maids of honour, she asks the servants and she asks the chamberlain. The first two are all undoubtedly all women and  can see that she is a vain woman fishing for compliments and therefore indulge her to keep out of trouble and avoid her wrath. The chamberlain, however, is a man and does not lie when he says that her daughter is more fair of face. This prompts the queen to pack her daughter into a carriage and send her to the country to be executed.

As in other tales a helper brings our heroine to a faraway place and abandons her rather than kill her and kills an animal in her place as a token to bring back a body part to the queen. Many tales mention her beauty several times as if this is her only value. They say that she was not killed because she was so young and beautiful or the dwarfs/dragons/ghouls/whoever took pity on her as she was so beautiful. In this tale neither the servants who abandon her nor the farmer in the rude hut who finds her in his house mentions her beauty.

The farmer who finds her coaxes her from her hiding place and sups with her and then before bed asks if she would rather be treated as his wife or his daughter. When she replies she wants to be treated as a daughter he dutifully gives her the one bed and makes a bed for himself in another part of the hut.

Here is where the story moves into more Cinderella territory. I would really have liked to have seen more of the vain queen who we saw in the beginning. It would have been nice to have seen her trying to make some other attempts on the girl’s life or to have our heroine be dead for a bit.

In this tale, our farmer insists that the princess (who does not have a name—but then again, no one does, so it is not quite so bad) go for a walk where she just so happens to see a gentleman who is a prince. She meets him several time and he falls in love with her at first sight while she continually runs away. See, I told you we were in Cinderella territory. When finally he takes to his sickbed and cannot go on without her, a proclamation is issued that whoever that country girl is who has been enticing him, she better show up at the palace straightaway. Our heroine is now terrified to leave the house for fear of running into the prince so doesn’t hear the proclamation. This makes me ask some serious questions such as why was she afraid to keep seeing him? Was it fear of a relationship? Fear that he might recognise her as a princess and report back to her mother that she was still alive and her mother might come and try to kill her? (See, I am trying to bring us back round to Snow White again.) But also why did her farmer father figure keep INSISTING she go out for a walk in country woman’s clothes (that he just *happened* to have) at a certain time? Was he trying to set her up for a royal marriage?

We have our answer at the end of the story. When the prince’s mother come storming over to the humble hut to say “Who do you think you are Missy, not turning up to the palace when you are called? Don’t you know that poor people should say ‘how high’ when rich people say ‘jump’?” Suddenly, as if by magic, the poor farmer is turned into an emperor, his hut to a grand palace and the pigs into dukes. Then the queen (who is also a bit of a vain queen but in a classist way) is falling all over herself to apologise. It ends, like last week, with a bit of women’s choice thrown in. It is not assumed that our heroine will automatically marry a prince because he is a prince. Here the phrase used is if such was pleasing to her when asked if our princess would marry the prince. It is pleasing to her as she seems to have gotten over her fear of intimacy she suffered earlier, and we have a happy ending.

Now my question is: Who was the farmer? Is he a magical helper like a fairy godmother? Does he know the prince’s schedule so he could push her out of doors at the right time? Did he somehow cast a cloaking device over her to keep her mother from finding out she was still alive. (Okay, I am still trying to make this a Snow White story.) But more than anything, if he is a magical helper then what would have happened if she had said she wanted to be more like a wife? Surely that would be conflict of interest?

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 THERE was a very vain Queen who, turning towards her maids of honour, asked them, "Is there a face more beautiful than mine?" To which they replied that there was not; and on asking the same question of her servants they made the same answer. One day she turned towards her chamberlain and asked him, "Is there a more beautiful face than mine?" The chamberlain replied, "Be it known to your august majesty that there is." The queen, on hearing this, desired to know who it could be, and the chamberlain informed her that it was her daughter. The queen then immediately ordered a carriage to be prepared and placing the princess in it ordered her servants to take her far away into the country and there to cut off her head, and to bring back her tongue. The servants departed as the Queen had ordered them, but, on arriving at the place agreed upon, they turned towards the princess and said, "Your highness is not aware for what purpose we have brought you here; but we shall do you no harm." They found a small bitch and killed her, and cut her tongue off, telling the princess that they had done this to take it to her majesty, for she had commanded them to behead her, and to take her back the tongue. They then begged of the princess to flee to some distant part and never to return to the city, so as not to betray them. 

The maiden departed and went on walking through several lonely wild places until she descried at a distance a small farm-house, and on approaching it she found nothing whatsoever inside the hut but the trail of some pigs. She walked on, and, on entering the first room she came to, she found a very old chest made of pinewood; in the second room she found a bed with a, very old straw mattress upon it; and in the third room a fire-place and a table. She went to the table, drew open the drawer, and found some food, which she put on the fire to cook. She laid the cloth, and when she was beginning to eat she heard a man coming in. The maiden, who was very much frightened, hid herself under-the table, but the man, who had seen her hiding away, called her to him. He told her not to be ashamed; and they both afterwards dined at the table, and at night they also supped together. At the end of supper the man asked the princess which she would prefer, to remain as his wife or as his daughter. The princess replied that she should like to remain as his daughter. The man then arranged a separate bed for himself and they each retired to rest. They lived in this way very happily. 

One day the man told the maiden to go and take a walk to amuse herself. The maiden replied that the dress she wore was too old to go out in, but the man opening a cupboard showed her a complete suit of a country- woman's clothes. The maiden dressed herself in them and went out. When she was out walking she saw a gentleman coming towards her. The maiden immediately turned back very much alarmed and hid herself at home. At night when the man returned home, he asked her if she had enjoyed her walk, to which she replied that she had, but this she said in a timid tone of voice. The next day the man again sent her out to take a walk. The maiden did so and again saw the same gentleman coming towards her, and as before she fled home in great fright to hide herself. When the man saw her in the evening and asked her whether she had enjoyed her walk the maiden replied that she had not, because she had seen a man approach as though he wished to speak to her, and therefore she did not wish ever to go out again. To this the man made no reply. The gentleman was a prince, who, on returning twice to the same place, and failing to meet the maiden love-sick. The wisest physicians attended him; and they gave an account of the illness the prince was suffering from. The queen immediately commanded a proclamation to be issued to the effect that the country lass who had seen the prince should at once proceed to the palace, for which she would be recompensed and marry the prince. But as the maiden now never left her home, she knew nothing of the proclamation. 

The queen, seeing that no one presented herself at the palace, sent a guard to search the place. The guard went and knocked at the door and told the maiden that her majesty sent for her to the palace, and that she would be well rewarded if she came. The maiden told the guard to return next day for her answer. When she saw the man again in the evening she related to him all that had passed. He told her that when the guard should return for the answer she was to tell him that the queen must come to her as she would not go to the queen. When the guard returned next day for the answer, the girl told him that she did not dare inform him of her decision. The guard told her to say whatever she liked, that he would repeat it to the queen. The girl then told him what the man had advised her to say. When the guard arrived at the palace he also feared to give the girl's answer; but the queen obliged him to do so. The guard then recounted all that the girl had said. The queen was very angry, but as at that very moment the prince was attacked with a severe fit of convulsions, and the queen feared he might die of it, she resolved to go. She ordered a carriage to be brought and she went to see the maiden; but as she was approaching the house it was transformed into a palace, the man who had sheltered the girl was turned into a powerful emperor, the pigs into dukes, the maiden into a beautiful princess, and all the rest into wealth and riches. When the queen saw all this she was very much astonished, and made many apologies for having summoned the girl to the palace. She told the maiden that seeing that her son the prince was so greatly in love with her she begged of her, if such was pleasing to her, to consent to marry the prince, as otherwise he would most certainly die. The maiden was willing and acceded to the request of the queen, and the marriage was celebrated with great pomp, and they all lived very happily.

That’s all for this week. Stay tuned as we move into more modern retellings.